Milk soup

What you call cereal if you aren’t a coward

1) cereal is just milk soup

2) oh worm? true

by haha it’s me February 1, 2019

Milk Sesh

when u n ur homies chug multiple pints of milk all at the same time. Bonus points given to the first person to make a joke about jugs. Every Thursday is Milk Sesh Day. Possible side effects include "milk shivers".

Person 1: Aw man I'm gonna be late for class! Can you lie and tell the teacher I was in the bathroom?
Person 2: Nah I'm just gonna tell him you were having a milk sesh.

by rotchmike290 January 23, 2020

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

Double milk

When you take half a class of chocolaty chocolate milk and half a glass of creamy white milk and you mix them together! Resulting in a tasteful full glass of double milk!

I love a good refreshing glass of double milk after a hard day.

by Theawkwardpiza July 14, 2021

Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.

Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.

by CC Creators December 1, 2022

milk dust

is the residue of semen on a piece of clothing

i woke up and found milk dust on my jacket

by smartstocks February 6, 2014

Ass milk

The act of an object being harshly removed from the anus which causes a waterfall of ass milk to come out. Which results in the victim becoming ass milked.

Dude I got ass milked so hard by my pet cat last night. It felt like a damn waterfall coming out my anus.

by Fyebittyclapper89 June 9, 2023