Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

Salt Bush

A bush that resides on a majestic ocean edge. The salt from the ocean sprays onto the said bush.

The ocean consumed the Salt Bush.

by Miramount March 11, 2012

SALT

Fake sugar, creating the appearance of generosity or of affection in exchange for generosity, without the intention or ability of following through, or in an attempt to take advantage, or clumsily due to ignorance or inexperience.

That sugar daddy was all salt, made like he was inviting me out to some top shelf place, but that joint was beat, he showed up in last year's gear driving a cracked-up Daewoo, and he had nothing else for me.

by SebastienRio April 4, 2016

salt is a sauce

A true fact that can not be disputed.

A true fact that can not be disputed.

Peasha- "What are you doing?"
Lance-"Putting salt on my sandwich."
Peasha-"Is it adding moistness or flavour?"
Lance-"I mean yeah, why?"
Peasha-"So salt is a sauce!"

by ItzPawsha October 7, 2019

sea salt

that love meme

my Dick was sea salt thats why its bigger than john

by James bosh October 21, 2018

Salt Snob

When you think you're too good for normal vape juice so you only vape salt nic.

Eric hit the breeze and started dying when he realized it wasn't salt nic. He's such a salt snob.

by gropey stopey January 21, 2019

kentucky derby margarita salt

Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

by blkbrd January 22, 2025