Michael Myers

When a man has brutally rough sex with a woman, and shows no emotion and makes no noise, except for harsh breathing.
Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!
by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021
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Michael Sauer

1. A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who heroically ordered Paris Hilton back to jail for probation violation and made her cry like the irresponsible, immature, vacuous, and spoiled whore she truly is. He is also a nominee and virtual shoe-in for the upcoming Ruler of Earth elections.

2. The act of executing a maneuver designed to own, burn, diss, humiliate, serve, etc an individual in an emotionally incisive manner with the intent to cause shame, embarrassment and loss of social standing. The act of giving someone their just deserts, their comeuppance. Bonus points are awarded for higher degrees of extravagance, public awareness, opportune timing, and justice delivered.
1. "Man, Michael Sauer is a great guy - he really gave that spoiled bitch Paris Hilton what she deserved! This just goes to show you that deep pockets and a deep throat can't always bail you out of a situation that is 'too hard' and 'too demeaning for a heiress'"

2. "Dang, girl! He just pulled a Michael Sauer on yo ass! You is so burned!"
by Crescendo June 09, 2007
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Michael Berryman

Actor who started out his career in "One flew over the cuckoos Nest" (1975) as a mental patient and went on to become a horror icon in the movie "The Hills have Eyes" (1977).

He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Michael Berryman was so cool in The Hills have Eyes, he really made the movie.
by DannyHatesTesco November 28, 2005
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Michael Jordan

The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.
"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.
by Ali La Pointe March 20, 2006
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michael cawley

Chuck Norris's personal trainer who after teaching him decided to go on a sabbatical but only to never return. His whereabouts are unknown, but rumors exit that he now teaches other young students
He left and I assume that he's pulled a michael cawley
by Pharmacy Zen October 24, 2009
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michael johns

Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.
by nikkkkikki May 30, 2008
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michael richards

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people
"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."
by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006
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