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master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.
Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)
by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007
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Master Butcher

A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.
The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.
by I am PANDA March 22, 2009
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Fabric Master

A lesbian. A girl who enjoys to carpet munch. But she is a serious lesbian, therefore, she is a fabric master.
Mary is definitely a dyke.

I know! Such a fabric master.
by ckeezy November 11, 2011
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Le Master

by Andrew Le Master July 1, 2008
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slack master

The king of slack, taking pleasure on overdosing on Vitamin D(milking), white mustache, where’s the cookies, got milk. Synonyms: Sanwald
Steve is a real slack master.
by Jeraco70 September 28, 2008
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blanket master

A person of unknown gender located in the Thornhill subdivision of Greer, SC and known by thousands. Patrons would enter thru a basement door to find an individual cloaked completely in a blanket with but a mouth sized hole. One would insert their member into the hole as the Blanket Master performed fellatio. Once his padawan had ejaculated his seed into the warm wet blanket hole, the deed was done. No questions, no money, no humility, just Blanket Master.
Whatever happens in the Blanket Master mouth, stays in the Blanket Master mouth.”
by Gamecock Lover April 11, 2023
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master of disguise

Those who not know who the master of disguise is doesn’t deserve to live on this plane of this existence, Robbie Rotten is famously known as the master of disguise,his disguises are so great a town population of 10 people can’t figure out it’s him also it’s a song he sang in Lazy Town
by Apples are better then oranges January 31, 2019
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