Key

a lump of any powdered drug (eg ketamine, cocaine, heroin)

“Hey bro do you want a key?”
“if you’re offering”

by anonymous7592333 July 7, 2020

Skeleton Key

When two hermaphrodites insert themselves into each other.

Did you hear about the Chris and Katie are both hermaphrodites? They can totally skeleton key!

by schmuck1015 April 3, 2022

Prop keys

A second set of keys that can be left on top of a desk to give the impression that you are in the office (versus on a long lunch or having left early) but just not at your desk. An extra cell phone or --in the case of military personnel--a beret or other headgear--can to be used in a similar fashion.

Boss: "Bill, can't have gone far...his keys are on his desk."
Uncool Coworker: "That's true, unless those are prop keys."

by surlygirl63 October 8, 2011

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018

key readings

Readings that represent the main topics of an idea that allows the reader to understand the material in a better manner.

A key readings for studying the solar system would include books of articles on the different planets.

by Ms. Psych December 1, 2013

House Key

Yeah, you idiot, you use some house keys or something.

Hym "Um... Yeah, if you need to cut the tape off a box but you can't use something sharpe... You use something dull... And jagged... Like a house key. Actually, box cutters not come with a pointed plastic part for opening boxes like that."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2024