Jizz Lips

1) One who wears way too much lip gloss so much that it looks like someone jizzed on their lips

2) someone who enjoys giving head

1) Amanda looks like a skank with all makeup on; what a total jizz lips.

2) That is the third guy this week that she has blown in the drum closet...that jizz lips.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters June 17, 2009

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jizz master

someone who takes great delight in ejaculating his semen in urban areas such as built up towns/cities

Steve Giller was a jizz master because he spread his load in alot of places.

by Stu January 6, 2004

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A mysterious, completely unidentified precipitation that lands on you while walking the streets of New York City which most likely comes from A/C units but could also be a multitude of other strange liquids including but not limited to semen, spit, bird urine/feces, or other potentially harmful chemicals.

"Aw, man! Just got some city jizz on my face. Fuck, do I hate NYC."

by Danny Trupin September 13, 2014

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jizz in a bowl

when you ejaculate in a bowl (for eating soup or cereal) and then drink it

ian tried to make a remix of the song jizz in a bowl but failed horribly, and hes gay, ian dakotah.

by john joran ian lienhard November 24, 2009

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jizz mop

A mop used to wipe up the jizz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.

"If I were you I'd use a jizz mop instead of a jizz rag to clean that load up; I'd want to stay as far away as I could from some dude's nut butter."

by kurtsh September 7, 2008

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All that jizz

Basically, it's "all that jazz," but it sounds cooler; it could be interchanged for "jazz" at any time

Paul: "What do you plan on doing this weekend?"
Jim: "Well, I'm probably going to go to the mall, do some shopping, hang out with the guys; you know, all that jizz"

by FACE! SNAP! March 7, 2010

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