January 1st

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!

-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

January 10

2elw's birthday.

Hey, what's the birthday of that nessa shart game guy?
He's called 2elw, and his birthday is in January 10

by 2elw April 14, 2021

January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020

January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 4, 2021

23rd of January

The day you meet a beautiful woman whose name starts with M and then everyday after that, everything finally made sense.

“i adore you so much Megan”

“since the 23rd of January

by 23sm23 June 20, 2023

January 17

The day to worship your emo friends

“Omg you must be born on January 17 you are so emo”

by Quitsmushroom March 13, 2022

January 16

The day to slap anyone named rose

You: *slaps*
Rose: OW! WTF- oh wait it’s January 16
You: yep!

by HEY HEY HEY LAKSKSJDJDK January 16, 2021