i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

Me-now, Me-now

What a hot horny pussycat hole says to a dick when foreplay is taking to long.

Sheena: Damn nigga how long you gone eat the pussy? I need that big cock. Me-now, Me-now

Daquan: Ahh this pussy taste good. Open them legs.
Sheena: *opens legs* pussycat sings: Me-now, Me-now

by Delphi0101 September 7, 2021

Now, bring me that horizon.

A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.

(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?

by 7568ino November 1, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6> Katiuska RObles Is Now able To Interpersonally Communicate With <.ANgel Jose Robles>Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<Messenger Add Oak>

<.7.9.7.6> Katiuska RObles Is Now able To Interpersonally Communicate With <.ANgel Jose Robles>Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<Messenger Add Oak>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Now yuo see

Now yuo see is a right wing saying, usually accompanied by a graph, showing pattern-recognition and also spreading right wing ideas and ideology

Person 1: Now yuo see
Person 2: I see, black people are in fact causing 55% of crimes but are only 13% of the population

by lietuvvaa May 7, 2025

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025