Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.

Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?

by vorpalbla December 11, 2016

Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.

Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!

by ShadowLing October 20, 2018

Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is a search engine developed by Microsoft, and handed out for most of their products. People often mock and make fun of Bing and Internet Explorer for some reasons such as slow internet, lag, pointless points and other things. Google Chrome and Internet Explorer are also often compared too. Personally, I like Internet Explorer, heck, I'm writing this on Internet Explorer.

Salesman: *Slaps roof of Internet Explorer* This baby can hold so much hate.

by Svifias November 3, 2018

Internet Hybrid

Someone who is a Jack of all trades, master of none on the net.

It is completely neutral and takes no sides.

It takes the grey area or creates it.

It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.

Hey Internet Hybrid do you like {Insert anything}?

<>"Yes. "

by All of the above? December 15, 2018

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

Internet Music

Any subgenre or subgenre made from a subgenre of music created on the internet. It mostly consists of music staying normally more underground. Usually, this music is associated with younger people and is used frequently in memes. Examples: emo rap, vaporwave, vaportrap, phonk, soundcloud rap, nightcore, screamo rap, lofi hip hop, psychadelic pop, synthwave etc.

Have you heard of internet music?

by Yung_esco June 9, 2018

Internet fairy

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms

Hey mom your such a internet fairy

by Aidenrulesdaworlddealwidit June 3, 2019