Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
by P0lybius July 29, 2023
Get the Internet Schizophreniamug. by darrollx July 19, 2011
Get the internet badmug. Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.
Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"
by Mrsamskyrim August 4, 2016
Get the internet opinionsmug. That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
by LoneTree April 24, 2017
Get the There's nothing on the internetmug. The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.
I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.
by The Macbroker August 23, 2011
Get the Internet Forgottenmug. also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
Get the Dying on the Internetmug. The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021
Get the Australian internetmug.