pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 03, 2008

Pocket Send

When your smartphone screen doesn't turn off and you accidentally send a text or pic to someone from your pocket or purse.

"Hey babe... Sorry my last message didn't make sense. It was just a pocket send."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach October 15, 2015

Spanish Pocket

The unseen pocket inside of jackets that is formed by the pockets meant for the exterior.
Usually near the inner middle of the hand pockets.

Andrew "Hey where the fireball is?"
J.J. "It's in my Spanish Pocket."

by jjstorm9 March 26, 2020

Pocket intruder

A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)

He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.

by beefstew429 December 14, 2010

pocket vetoing

The act of fizzling a date or relationship by ignoring them.

Jerry fizzled the relationship by cold-shouldering her calls and texts: you know, Pocket Vetoing.

by thekappen December 30, 2011

Pussy Pocket

A small space between couch cushions were one can sit, or store items.

Mom, alysa is stuck in that pussy pocket.
I think I left my chips in that pussy pocket.

by Marsh_boss123 December 03, 2016

Sacked in the Pocket

Football QB metaphor applied to dating meaning to get told by someone that they just want to be friends or don't like you back, before you can make a move or ask them out.

In football, when a QB gets tackled before he can leave the pocket created by his linemen, it's called getting sacked in the pocket.

Me: Yo man did you ask that chick from your class out yet ?
Tom: Nah, man I got sacked in the pocket.

by Oklahoma City Plumber February 16, 2011