Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 09, 2017

bacon osu

The best person in existence.

Oh bacon osu? He is a god.

by July 10, 2021

Makin' the bacon

A term used to describe making a lot of money in a legitimate manner, usually through a boring line of work.

"Bacon" is pronounced similarly to "Baking", to make it rhyme with "Making". Therefore, the term is pronounced "Makin' the baekin".

"Hey man, what's shaking?"
"Not much bro, just here Makin' the bacon at work."
"That sucks man, pub tonight?"

by toespider September 25, 2020

Greasy Bacon

Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon

Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.

by The Baconator222 July 02, 2010

Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

by SourTheDk September 16, 2017

empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

by Garpike September 15, 2011

bacon glove

when you wrap your hand in bacon and fist someone

Yo after breakfast we should try try a bacon glove

by Massive Zen June 12, 2018