Ed Windle

A legend.
Best person I have ever met.
No-one is better than this man.
This is the type of person you want to be friends with.
They are polite, kind and have a great sense of humour.
Windles' are the best.

"Yo Tyler is that Ed Windle?"
"Ed Windle Is the best!"

by Ann0nym0u5 February 26, 2022

Ed

A man who is very very punny. He makes puns all the time and he is very loveable.

"Hey Ed tell us a joke!" "What did the ear of corn say when all its clothes fell off? Aww shucks!" "Wow Ed that was so terrible it might be funny."

by Kris Humphires July 4, 2015

Ed Sheeran

the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.

You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."

by blablashart May 18, 2022

Ed

He is a tall man that likes to have sex with a peer called Lillian

Ed likes to smash Lillian

by Ghdhxhhxhduuxudhh ud July 19, 2019

Ed j'on

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

does me ed in

The reaction of modern man to a messages or instruction longer than one short sentence.

All this writing it does me ed in

by rickyness March 28, 2023