by ehhmazing July 15, 2023
 Get the chair floormug.
Get the chair floormug. Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
by originofscience July 10, 2011
 Get the yawn chairmug.
Get the yawn chairmug. When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 19, 2023
 Get the taller in a chairmug.
Get the taller in a chairmug. by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022
 Get the Jim the Chairmug.
Get the Jim the Chairmug. When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 15, 2023
 Get the Taller in a chairmug.
Get the Taller in a chairmug. "I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."
by ill-paid September 23, 2016
 Get the Chair in the grassmug.
Get the Chair in the grassmug. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DXRacer red and black chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Milescraft 01 April 11, 2023
 Get the DXRacer red and black chairmug.
Get the DXRacer red and black chairmug.