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by Ian Ian September 22, 2021
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Ian Namu

A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.
Ian Namu?

oh you mean that hawt guy.
by themostinsanestinsanityy January 10, 2013
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ian

gay and dumb AND VIRGIN
that guy is such an Ian !
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Ian Bohen

actor but more importantly a dilf (alongside his husband JR) they are so gay during their lives I just can’t bye
“Ian Bohen and JR Bourne are so gay
by renee hiddleston 🙈 May 16, 2021
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ian

a small cunt with a small penis and no life
ur such a ian

every ian wants to suck darren tan cock

( very small)
by darren tan November 22, 2021
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Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.
Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"
by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022
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IAN!!!

YES IAN! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE! YEES!!! I AM THE GREATEST MIND THAT HAS EVER LIVED!!!
Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! IAN!!! I'M LIKE THE GREATEST DIAGNOSTICIAN OF ALL TIME! HA!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2023
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