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football ref

Fucking tards that don’t know how to open their eyes. They always fuckup everything and are disappointments to everyone. Usually pedos.
Coach:”Call that you dumbass!
Ref:”I fucked your daughter because I’m a football ref.”
by footballplayer35 October 19, 2018
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dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!
by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021
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Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.
I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.
by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011
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Football

Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.
Let’s watch some football!
by joeypig1108 August 9, 2022
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sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.
Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?
by ajkl19 July 28, 2018
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Boys Football

An adorable little time scheduled throughout the month called "practice" or if they wanna be serious, a "game" where boys dress up in matching cute silly little costumes, call themselves a "team" and throw around a ball and play fight.
Sorry carol, I cant hang out today. I need to attend my sons *Boys Football* practice
by vampzx3 December 18, 2024
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