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Corn flake

A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.
"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."

"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"
by Pepsilon December 30, 2020
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No-flakes

One of a particular group of supporters of a losing presidential candidate that refuse to believe the colossal pile of facts pointing to an unquestionable defeat. Someone who continues to dispute the results of an election by congregating on the side of the road with fellow “Noflakes” flying flags and spouting nonsense about things they lack any knowledge of, yet will speak as a seasoned authority on. A bunch of butt-hurt sore losers who don’t see they are acting precisely the way they condemned in 2016. The lower half of the intelligence curve that really believe an orange con man is looking out for them in spite of his documented disdain for them.
Look at those stupid “No-flakes” standing out in the freezing rain protesting election results from 2 months ago! Let’s drive thru the puddle and douse those fucktards!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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f*** flake

After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
F*** man you got to stop driving me so hard I woke up with f*** flakes again
by Margo009 January 24, 2021
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You flakka now

If You told me you where going to steal a police car, I’d tell you” you flakka now”
by Jojowoz February 13, 2021
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Frosted flakes

Tasty cereal 😫by Kellogg’s
I like the cereal frosted flakes
by Naughtytoe March 11, 2021
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bread flakes

T TOASTER IS A BREAD FLAKE,, A VERY FLAkEY BREAD FLAKE TBH
ass flakes: g good night bread flakes

bread flakes at 6 am: :notsus:

!!? the not sus is an emote okay j jeez
by loliguts March 24, 2021
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Thunder flakes

Someone so obsessed with race that they become racist
They are being thunder flakes discriminating against that group
by Thinking yeti March 27, 2021
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