dumb minute

A spand of 60 seconds in which a polack is involved making it a stupid event in your life

Setting: Driving and Jena's pie stick falls onto the floor!
Jess (Polish): "Hey are you gonna eat that?"
Jena (NOT Polish): "NO! it just fell!"
Jess: "Oh.... Can I have it?"
Jena: "Here you go.. fuckin polack!"

Jena just had a dumb minute thanks to Jess!

by Jess 'n' Jena December 3, 2007

dumb mother fucker

Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.

Beto is a dumb mother fucker!

person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!

by Dead Pool Fan September 16, 2019

am i dumb?

here's the definition on dumb i'll let you decide

dumb
P.S. if you ask this question on the internet then the answer is probably yes.

guy on the internet: am i dumb?
the internet: yes!

by jefferjack August 31, 2016

dumb bitch disease

DBD has no definite cause, but the symptoms are obvious: making horrible life decisions, getting drunk and or high fairly often, listening to country music, fucking anything and most of all, doing dumb shit.

omg did you see what jerry did, that was SO dumb, he's got dumb bitch disease.

by pizzarolls666 March 1, 2019

dumb nigga university

When a nigga say some shit that’s so dumb that he needs to take a whole-ass class to realize how dumb he is.

Guy 1: Hey bro you know the earths flat
Guy 2: Bro are you fucking retarded? Please apply at dumb nigga university

by bruinsboy July 19, 2020

dumb ass teacher

Someone who yells a lot and takes your phone for no reason when everybody else has theirs. also someone who is a irrational thinker and easily gets angry and violent. Stupid hoe that has no life.

That is a dumb ass teacher.

by jbjt November 14, 2018

Dumb bitch juice

A slang term (DBJ) that lets your friend know that they are about to or have done something stupid.

Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast

by anonymous November 4, 2018