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dream stan

"a fatherless child"
dream stans take being a fan way too far. if they had a father figure at all they would not take it this far.
Dream stan: "has cosplay of depressed minecraft eboy"
other person: What the fuck!? its a dream stan yuck.
by swagbringer38 March 14, 2022
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dream hoodie

Something a virgin wears, an ugly piece of clothing
Person 1 “did you see Barthalamuel’s dream hoodie?”

Person 2Yeah no wonder he lives in his mom’s basement.”
by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022
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American Dream

The American Dream (to the eyes of a European) could be summerized by just one picture: a bald eagle with its wings spread out, with a 50. minigun under each one while the American flag waves pridefully in the background
by Tsimpoukigogluglu November 20, 2021
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ski dream

The act requires 3 people in a bed sleeping next to each other, and the two people on the outside must be men so the person in the middle can give each men a handjob. The goal is two make the two men on the outside feel like their dreams were about having great sex, but the person in the middle explains their dream was a family vacation skiing in the mountains.
1: "Wow! I just had a dream about having the greatest sex ever!"
2: "No way! I had that same dream too!"
3 "Sounds like fun, but my dream was about that skiing trip I had in the winter."
1&2: "Oh fuck...it was a ski dream."
by bsmoke18 February 3, 2018
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Snooze Dream

The dreams you have after you hit the snooze button. These are usually the best dreams.
Snooze Dreams are often ended by the pitiful wail of the alarm clock.
by PhilipLikesHugs February 3, 2017
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dream cop

Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016
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Daze Dreaming

When one is fizzled during the use of ecstasy then ingests provigil, putting the users state of mind into a euphoric dreamlike state of alertness.
After Jimmy's roll fizzled out he took a provigil and found himself daze dreaming throughout the next day.
by Heaving Penis August 29, 2010
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