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Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!
by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024
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Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!
by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024
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Daveed Diggs

The hottest man on Earth, a.k.a Lafayette in Hamilton, a.k.a the guy who played Sebastion in the newest Little Mermaid, a.k.a the cop in Blindspotting, a.k.a THE finest man on Earth
p 1: Man Daveed Diggs has a wife and a kid?
p 2: Yeah, unfortunately, he's taken
me: I don't care
by abaepde January 9, 2024
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maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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Dave

That dumbass person at work that lives here: 192.16.148.239
I fucking hate Dave.
by bigboyballs445 December 7, 2023
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Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters
Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!
by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023
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