Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 5, 2015

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chocolate glazed donut

When you fucking in the ass. And you cum. When you pull out you grab the base of your dick and pull up from base to tip. The poo and semen left on your hand is a chocolate glazed donut

Fucked her in the ass till I came. Then she turned around and ate a chocolate glazed donut

by Shinodalike October 1, 2015

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chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

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chocolate jet ski

The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.

Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."

by Theguythatguysthegirl September 1, 2016

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chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.

I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.

by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016

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