Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

blind phobic

To disrespect the blind, discriminatory language against the blind.

"Ima punch u, consent or not!!"
"Stop!! Thats blind phobic!"
-Val and Ash 11th april 2023 3:18pm.

by Ser3nn April 11, 2023

love blind

Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.

The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.

Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.

by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Blinded by Nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia is typically a term referring to a player in a video game who knows that they enjoyed a certain newer update of a game, but act as if an older update of the game was better, because it was more "nostalgic", even though the update didn't bring really good stuff.

"Season 3 was better than Chapter 2 Season 2"
"You are blinded by nostalgia"

by poofart96 August 21, 2023

Blind Bell

An action that involves two individuals, the "thirsty Hunchback" and the "Bell".

The Hunchback carries a large bottle and a glass with the liquid. Water works, but other liquids are also allowed. The Hunchback approaches the Bell (preferably a penis bearer).

When the trap snaps, the Hunchback splashes the liquid into the Bell's eyes and rings their "bells" by smashing their balls with the bottle from below.

"I thought she was just having a drink when she blind belled me..."

by baringo giraffe August 24, 2023

Blind Talent

Blind Talent is when a person is really good a something without knowing, and sometimes will even think they're bad at it

P1 "Dang! Good job!"
P2 "Eh, not that good honestly. Could be better"
P1 "Then that's some blind talent there. Good job!"

by Jeff52_whoareyou? September 16, 2023