by Gaychel June 24, 2015
Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
by Spencer-C9 January 06, 2008
by Broomduvkin March 18, 2020
Also known as YRA, it is a school for kids with mental disabilities. Kids suffer chronic depression once they step foot into the building, and immediately want to commit die. Also, students get drug checked and suspended every two seconds.
The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.
There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.
Or it is?
Attend at your own risk.
The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.
There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.
Or it is?
Attend at your own risk.
York River Academy makes me sad.
by This isn't a beach! November 12, 2019
York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.
by What are you doing, Step Bro? February 27, 2019
pearl river central high school is where a lot of fake ass people are, they always fight about the most childish shit. it’s also an 3/5 rating place, where the food taste like shit, but don’t get me wrong, some people there are amazing! so please come to pearl river central high school!
by nunyobussinessss November 12, 2019
When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer
by Honkykong76 March 01, 2022