baconly

When no amount of emotion will measure up, only baconly will suffice.

"Republican: You say you hate what I stand for so much that you can't describe it. I challenge you to at least TRY.

Me: I hate you baconly. Nothing is more supremely intense than baconly. "

Only to be used in situations of positive emotion when speaking of someone you're willing to go ATM with: "I love you baconly. That's a lot of fucking love."

by Decrease.World.Suck. October 22, 2012

bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013

Bacon Sniffer

A radar detector.

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.

by Bambootrident August 26, 2013

baconess

Female connoisseur of bacon

When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs

by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013

bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

baconholic

Someone who is addicted to eating, smelling, or being in the vicinity of delicious bacon.

My name is Bob and I am a baconholic.

by Baconholic December 16, 2013

Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.

Paul is such a bacon flipper.

by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014