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Ponis

It’s a cooler way of saying penis.
Nice ponis
by Bill gafel May 23, 2025
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Cone Pony

Holy fuck bro look at them Cone Pony’s! Who’s dick we gotta suck to get them on our job!
by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021
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Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013
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lil pony

Lil Pony is one of the best known rappers in the world. His latest release drunk love has topped the fucking billboards and is becoming a household name.
"OMG I just want Lil Pony to have sex with me" - hot Latino girl.
by YUNG STARZ May 21, 2018
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Satire Pony

a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.
Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.

Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.
by Misandrist September 29, 2015
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Show pony

One of the many people/sides getting played by a certain kind of person.
The show pony was not the only person/side getting played by him/her.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
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yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB March 8, 2016
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