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chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap
by Dreach September 22, 2022
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wow bens mum is such a milf
by thehotguynextdoor January 10, 2022
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023
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by MerpWizard September 8, 2022
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idk milf, i REALLY love frogs
by 1dloser February 20, 2021
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Dayummm look at that MILF over there I really wanna hit that.
by iimariexoii November 21, 2021
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MILF

abbreviation for « My Iguana Licks Feathers » which is another way to say « Macron E-X-P-L-O-S-I-O-N » in reference to the French president and his biggest fan.
by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023
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