YouTube Professional 

noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.

Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.

YouTube Professional by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 6, 2017

YouTube Journey 

When you search for a video on YouTube and let it's auto play function do the rest. Within a few videos time you can be watching something of a completely different genre

Person A: What music shall we listen to?
Person B: Search for Metallica and go on a YouTube Journey

YouTube Journey by Bucksend February 7, 2017

YouTube Sleepwalking 

When you fall asleep watching YouTube only to find the next day that you've ended up on a different channel you don't even recognize. This is usually the result of leaving autoplay on.

Matthew: Dude, I was YouTube Sleepwalking last night...
Chris: Really?
Matthew: Yeah. I was watching a let's play. When I woke up, my phone was playing some porn video!

YouTube Sleepwalking by ThatInternetDweller February 12, 2017

youtube juice 

When a smaller youtube channel sees a video that gets tons of views and immediately reacts to it to get views

Random 1: Did you see Ricegum's latest diss track
Random 2: Yeah, Team 10 made a reaction video for the youtube juice

youtube juice by The Goat Presents April 18, 2018

youtube rank 

orange letters that give you lots of views on youtube

Did you put youtube rank into your title?

youtube rank by minemanez November 24, 2017

Youtube Ad Revenue

Youtube ad revenue, you get money per ad but nowadays nothing is monetized.

*Guy 1 calls minecraft youtuber*
Guy 1: AYY MAN how much Youtube Ad Revenue do you have dude?
Minecraft youtuber: Yeah man.. i said Mojix once and now i have no ads..
*Guy 1 ends call*

Youtube Ad Revenue by Jeffydickballs December 19, 2017

YouTube Partnership Program

The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.

There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.

But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.

Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."

YouTube Partnership Program by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018