A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
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Bloody Wanker

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn
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Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys
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hobnocking wanker

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.
Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker
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Hanky Wanker

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
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Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.
That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.
by keepittea March 13, 2022
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pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
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Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
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