Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.
Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.
Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.
Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020

by SenkiBenki January 28, 2022

A: *bragging about how he yelled at his teacher in front of people and thinking he looked cool*
B: Well done, Hardy!
B: Well done, Hardy!
by lexleen February 7, 2020

Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."
by von groovy September 11, 2024

I told you three times not to touch that vase! You damn well better clean up this mess before I lose my temper!
by Arminkshipper July 7, 2024
