smoke weed everyday 

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...

I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)

smoke weed everyday by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016

WEED CHARLIE 

A weed Charlie is a friend that asks you to pack a bowl to smoke with him and once you pack it , he asks if he can take it with him because he is in a hurry.

Rob Mattingly is a weed charlie, he takes all my buds.

WEED CHARLIE by Steve Boats September 26, 2006

weed 

A great herb that grows naturally in the dirt. When smoked can completely make your day legendary. Completely discredited because to many faggot jocks paid attention in D.A.R.E class and to commercials against pot. They make weed sound worse than cocaine. Then the jocks like to come on this website and rant about weed because they have nothing better to do.

Jock: Weed is gay and for faggots who can't face their problems in life so they smoke pot.

Me: Well what about ppl who take pills for depression? They have problems and are facing them with a drug only its over the counter. Besides have you ever even tried pot?

Jock: I'm gay!

Me: That's what I thought...

weed by 420everydayfuckjocks April 23, 2009

weed 

a illegal plant, not a drug, that when it is lit on fire there happens to be some side effects (hungry, sleepy, and happy). it is not a drug because a drug you have to alter it chemically. and might i add that nobody has EVER overdosed on weed! and the only reason it is illegal is because the government is selfish and cant tax it.

i got 5 on that weed

weed by 13crip74h August 3, 2007

weed 

standard measurements are ACTUALLY:
3.5g is an 1/8 of an ounce, 7g is a 1/4 ounce, 14g is a 1/2 ounce and 28g is an ounce. the wieght of the bag does not matter, and should not be included in the wieght sold. most drug dealers will sell anywhere from 1g for $20 to nearly 2g for good herb, and 1g for $2 for some stress. a "good" price - from someone in humboldt county should be $40 an 1/8, with a price break of $140 for a 1/2.

ex1: hey bro, thanks for hooking up 3.8 for $40, i'll be back.
ex2: damn, i only got 3.3 for $60? this better be the most dank weed i've ever smoked!

weed by So.Cal. Matt December 29, 2005

Fake Weed 

The shit that your friend got from his friends friends cousin, who lives in jamaica.

I bet that shits fake weed it dont even smell,

the stuff thats called Legal Bud

Fake Weed by smiley420 October 16, 2010

Weed circle 

A group gathered in circular formation, each single-mindedly craving the "whoever smokes 21 joints in the next half hour wins an ounce, super insane party" to follow.

When a Weed circle happens

Weed circle by Linus Nelson February 28, 2012