Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.

That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!

by Billlee February 25, 2022

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 08, 2018

Norwich wrist watch

The act of fisting a sibling when in the Norfolk County

They are too close a family. I heard they often partake in a Norwich wrist watch

by Big Mug Of Tea February 13, 2024

owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.

Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.

by johnny_jizzle January 20, 2018

Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl

phrase Made popular by comedic, southern actor, Leslie Jordan, in his YouTube video.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.

After passing a difficult test "Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

Baby watch

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.

She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much

by NIFF CCD W November 30, 2021