Turtle Mother princess

loves to bury head in sand, strong willed, wide set vagina. Lets all species suck on her tits. Extremely sexy and will trick you into sex, so she can have more babies. Loves sea shells and insane. very snappy.

mariah preston is such a turtle mother princess, look at her boobs!

Damn Mariah is being such a turtle mother princess, what a trifling whore like her mother.

by turtle mother October 22, 2011

barking turtle

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

by Daphne M. September 21, 2007

bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.

a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.

by the mash January 8, 2009

Turtle Sauce

noun or adj.

a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male

Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.

Derivitive:
total sasauge fest

total sasuage - uage = total sas

total sas = turtle sauce

Dude, this party is so turtle sauce.

If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.

by negrodamusstillpimpin March 31, 2008

purple turtle

When you have to go to take a shit so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out - making it purple.

John: Code brown.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.

by JandN August 28, 2009

turtle dick

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.

Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick

by Daren August 18, 2003

turtle creek

The shittiest neighborhood in the Pittsburgh area. It is a place where rats and trash sell drugs to each other and commit hate crimes for fun. Residents call themselves "Crickers", because they are stupid hicks. It is the home of Woodland Hills, a.k.a. Woody high, a disgraceful institution for the lowest of human life.

I went down to Turtle Creek to watch Central Catholic pound Woody high, and I got shot 18 times.

by Tyronius October 23, 2005