tuna slap

that moment when you want to slap someone so hard with a tuna

she is such a bish that i really want to tuna slap her, hard. in the face

by call me senpai August 30, 2016

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt.

The act of 3 big dick black dudes fucking the pussy of a small skinny white girl and thereafter smoking a cigarette and extinguishing the cigarette using the girl's pussy along with her squirting juices.

Dude #1: Hey Tyrone, how was your weekend?

Tyrone: My weekend was good. I got that Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany down the block.

Dude #1: Forreal? Me and 3 of my other homes got a Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany last week.

by Exotic_Tripps October 8, 2024

Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.

-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.

by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022

Tuna Crib

In the game of cribbage, the dealer gets an extra hand "the crib". Now, when the sum total of that hand is 2 or less it is reffered to as a "Tuna Crib"

Arghhh.... This shitty Tuna Crib cost me the game!

by Vonbrownstein November 5, 2009

Tuna punch

a Punch in the vagina of a greasy person

Hey Dave go tuna punch Brooke it’ll be funny

by Aiether January 5, 2019

tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.

Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.

by Be-Rad June 4, 2024