Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.

With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!

by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007

chicken tracks

chicken tracks are those nasty brown lines you find stuck to the sides of your toilet bowl after taking a nice juicy dump. it usually take 2 or 3 flushes to finally rinse them off!!!

if you were to shit and then let 2 roosters in the bowl to fight it out, you would definitely find chicken tracks scattered around the bowl!! may the best cock win!!!!

by peter avallone September 30, 2006

hat trick

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a hat on (doggy style), and as you climax, pull out and ejaculate in the hat then slam it upon the sluts head.

Aaron: Jon why is Emily's hair all fucked up.
Jon: I straight hat tricked that bitch.

by J.A.K.E. L.O.T. October 30, 2011

Ho Ass Trick/ Trick Ass Ho

1)One that bends over anytime the boss says so.
2)A bitch to the boss.
3)A yes man.
4)A brown nosing little bitch.
5)David Dunbar

David, you are such a little "Ho Ass Trick", "Ass Trick Ho", "Ass Ho Trick" and or "Trick Ass Ho". You must let the boss park his dick up in your ass 24/7. You are a little bitch cabin boy. In and out your ass.

by Jello December 17, 2004

Trick

Someone who spends money on hoes. A John, or a stupid fool who gets "played" by a slick bitch for his money. Someone ignorant to game.

"I'ma make these suckers recognize I ain't playin' hoe
If you violate off the top, TRICK, you gotta go"- Whoop that trick

by Honeybear187 March 4, 2009

elephant tracks

The act of expelling a large amount of diarrhea on a womans stomach, then dipping your ass cheecks into the wet poop mess and pulling them out to leave an imprint resembling that of an elephant track.

Ted: I was boning down with your mother last night and suddenly had to shit like hella. I barely turned around and my shit blasted all over her gut and I slipped back and my ass cheecks landed in it. I got up and it looked like elephant tracks.

Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!

by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

Hat Trick

having sex with three different people of the opposite sex in one day.

I scored a Hat Trick on my birthday

by dan January 27, 2003