Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 02, 2018

tree hoe

It's some one who hugs so many trees that she/he ends up saying that trees are "trendy" and "hawt as fudge" even if they end up falling over onto your corpse because we're all dead inside~

Trejo get your ass over here!!

IT'S TREE HOEEEEEEE

by Jesus Is A Sin August 27, 2018

tree ups

originally derived from the process of sharing a cigarette on the terms of three puffs a piece.

"hey Welchy you wanna go outside for tree ups man?"

by Ryan Salisbury March 14, 2008

tree trunk

a word boys or men will use to describe tall girls with thicc thighs and ass that they just don’t appreciate it. if someone calls you a tree trunk it’s not a good thing so don’t embarrass yourself by saying thanks but don’t let it get to you because your beautiful and boys are stupid xxx

‘woah man she has some set of tree trunks’

‘no, she’s just tall and thicc, i would smash’

by 6counties_please August 25, 2019

Cedar tree

When a girl puts a dip in then spits in her hand and jerks you off.

Emily gave me the best cedar tree last night!!

by Papa2016 February 25, 2018

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 06, 2020

Pine Tree

United States Great Lake region slang for a particular variety of methamphetamine.

"Did you bring any goodies back from New York, like pine trees?"

by Paleface Coyote February 15, 2008