when your rectum turns red like a red stone torch from minecraft and the poop dispenser releases your brown log with some blood or your ass hole feels like hooks law
guy: my rectum is red like a red stone torch
guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs
guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood
guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law
guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs
guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood
guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law
by i❤️gayshit May 18, 2022
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Bardomiano: sex is getting so boring none of these bitches frwky anymore.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.
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"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
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by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
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Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
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