beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Cyanide Beats

Cyanide Beats is a beat artist, found primarily on Spotify and Apple Music.

CYANIDE BEATS ON REPEAT! linktr.ee/cyanide_beats

by MikeTrout27 April 6, 2021

Death Beat

The action of beating off and yelling “mom” right before you finish and avoiding being caught

I survived the Death Beat

by curtis leach May 2, 2022

Beat the Rap

To get the criminal charges levied against you dropped by the Prosecution, Judge or Jury in Court.

His luck seems never ending, he beat the rap again.

by edification nation September 15, 2021

beat bugging

To persistently stare at someone in a threating or demeaning manner.

Guy 1:yo man, that guy’s been beat bugging me all night.
Guy 2: oh really? Who?
Guy 1:that guy in the black shirt with the blue cap.
Guy 2: motherfucker that your reflection!

by *insertsomethingcreativehere* July 6, 2018

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011