Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop June 19, 2011

naked worm shake

Term used instead of sex, naked worm shake.

Wanna do the ‘naked worm shake?’

by Sea siren October 12, 2018

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

Shaking my Tims

Smt for short. The meaning of shaking my head but your not no whimp so your shaking your Tim’s.

Kid: I failed my math test

Me : shaking my Tims

by shakingmytimsbro October 28, 2017

shaking my snowglobe

handjob or jacking off

Bro, when that girl was shaking my snowglobe last night, she kept laughing and it was very weird.

by bigpenis4u September 4, 2010

shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

mad shake-ups

mad shake-ups (n)

Having great agility and the abilty to fake-out other athletes.

Nigga, i've got some mad shake-ups.

Burn!

by The White Tailback August 24, 2004