by Sea siren October 12, 2018

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.
Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake
by bobachop June 19, 2011

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

by shakingmytimsbro October 28, 2017

by micdelicious May 15, 2016

(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)
1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.
by Mr. Facnyman extravagant tits November 4, 2012

A dance where you shake your money maker for an absurd amount of time. Caution this takes a ridic amount of cardio endurance.
Gurrl I did the fukushima shake down from open to close at the club, I feel like I just ran a marathon
by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011
