bumpin' biscuits

The act of violent scissoring.

That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.

"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"

by working... March 23, 2016

scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014

twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

Dome Biscuit

Slang Term Used For Your Head, Also Commonly Used Term For A Hat, That You Wear On Your Head Or The "Dome Biscuit."

Yo Bro, That's An Awesome Dome Biscuit Your Wearing!

by Tank Beaster May 28, 2018

ballet biscuits

Feet that are sickled or flexed can be called biscuits. Biscuits especially occur during petite allegro.

Look at my ballet biscuits in that photo! I need to work on pointing my toes.

by emmarprim March 3, 2019

Moon Biscuit

The greatest hamster of all time

"Moon Biscuit really was such a good guy. I wonder how he's doing up in space now"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 September 14, 2020

Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.

"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"

by iamahab April 15, 2012