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This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022
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being funky

a state, where you’re drunk and everything seems fun, but still being sober enough to have “the time of your life” by for example dancing or singing karaoke. This condition can often be seen in white girls, especially taylor swift fans…
for example juliær is singing to taylor swift after a bottle of hugo and being funky - “juliær is so funky right now!!”
by VeganAstroMaus1312 August 6, 2022
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Sexy being

You. Come to my place hey 😉
by Niamh_is_Irish August 3, 2020
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When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.
John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.
by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014
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Being a bitch

When your husbands that never touch you, pick you with his c* en the arm and waits for you to be happy! And you just get: Baaahhhh...kind a borring
You are being a bitch cause im trying so make you happy.
by Mundane13 July 15, 2018
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being cannulated

being shafted while simultaneously being shat on by a group of people
David was being cannulated so much that today it was just another Tuesday.
by testymctestfaceee November 29, 2022
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