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Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"
by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024
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Alaskan Flob

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!
by Herbalfire September 20, 2023
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alaskan mimosa

When you mix draft beer with orange juice.
It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.
by Red ,White, and Kyle October 11, 2020
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Alaskan Tip Dip

During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.
Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip
by Ilovekidsbelowtheageof7 February 10, 2024
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Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.
"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male
by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023
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Alaskan Slurp & Vurp

Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.
I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.
by Drletharga May 9, 2019
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Alaskan Thunderfuck

Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.
Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!
by Dumpater January 7, 2021
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