A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.
by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018
Get the Text Hog mug.is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.
Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...
PERV- I watch you in your sleep
The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by
Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...
PERV- I watch you in your sleep
The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by
Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
by Turtle neckin' March 12, 2015
Get the death texting mug.When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.
Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011
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by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019
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by karlg July 20, 2009
Get the toriumi texting mug.When someone sends a text message with multiple capital letters and ponctuation. This is usualy the result of being over joyed or texting about something very exciting.
Example 1 : OOOOMMGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARRRRRRR ????!!! THE BAND ONE DIRECTION WON A BRIT AWARD LAST NIGHTTTTTT !!! OMMMGGGGGGGGG <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Example 2 :
Person 1 : Did you about the new song from One Direction ?
Person 2 : Yea me and Sarah were spazz texting about it last night.
Example 2 :
Person 1 : Did you about the new song from One Direction ?
Person 2 : Yea me and Sarah were spazz texting about it last night.
by nikkkaaayyy May 2, 2012
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