Tactical Insertion

1. The act of a man slipping his penis into a women during an opportune moment or circumstance.

2. Relying on the advice of a buddy or source that a particular women will engage in intercourse after certain requirements suitable to the man are met. (being hispanic, knowing how to play guitar, bow staff skills)

3. The choosing of entering points on a womens body to best avoid contracting certain venereal diseases that the women may posses.

1. Greg: Yeah we unded up sleeping together.
Andrew: How'd you pull that?
Greg: She was crying about her father's death, she fell into my arms, then it was just tactical insertion.

2. John: I heard shes a whore, just needs a couple drinks.
Bill: Think I may be able to pull some tactical insertion?
John: Buy a few beers and your in.

3. I knew she had been with that junkie awhile back, so I used tactical insertion when I reamed her back door. Just to be safe you know?

by Mondongina February 24, 2011

taticool

a person who thinks owning a lot of guns for no other reason than they can. A group who belittles others for not owning more guns than teeth. a poser. One who carries a pistol to the mailbox because he is afraid a ninja is in his bushes.

Mike's taticool because he has 3 pistols and a knife on him the entire time he is inside his house.

by bad fudderpucker October 27, 2017

testicle

Colorful frozen confection on a stick made from semen

"Gimme a hot dog and two testicles to go"

by Dick Fondla April 28, 2003

testicle wrestler

one who fondles male gentialia in a rough manner as to be wrestling them

That slut was a major testicle wrestler, believe me i know <nudge nudge>

by duappy November 9, 2004

wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.

Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."

by westfalia January 27, 2012

Tasties

The next step after munchies. You experience an overwhelming need to eat a lot of food with a lot of different tastes.

"Man I have major tasties right now, get me some thai food, some jolly ranchers, and burger and fries."

by JGGGGGG June 23, 2007

testicle

a surprise test on the testicles

is this a quizicle? No its a testicle

by mctits March 28, 2003