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Alpha

n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.
by Sparky236 February 2, 2023
mugGet the Alphamug.

alpha juice

The semen of an alpha male. This liquid is said to have healing properties. The juice of an alpha is sacred in many discord servers.
I just love Jason's alpha juice! I could drink it all day!
by The alpha😈 March 28, 2024
mugGet the alpha juicemug.

ftw alpha dogg1

Really bad at gaming, he cant drive for sh;t. He is the worst captain in sea of thieves. He is a virgin because he doesnt play PUBG. And he can't aim hor sh;t. He has a worst K/D than coolostricted82 in BF4.
by coolstricted82 May 16, 2018
mugGet the ftw alpha dogg1mug.

Alpha Dogging

when someone does that fake jump thing
Melodie likes to intimidate people by Alpha Dogging
by notmelodie February 17, 2021
mugGet the Alpha Doggingmug.

Alpha

Alpha > All

Alpha 4 Life
Hey look it's Alpha we should bow.
by ALPHA 4 LIFE October 1, 2020
mugGet the Alphamug.

Alpha

A very big dude fat and is a pro at basketball. He is a very dumb person and can easily attract very beautiful women.
"damn Alpha got some pussy's"
by Rafael&Rachel4Life September 18, 2019
mugGet the Alphamug.

Alpha Admin

Alpha Admin is the god of internet administrators.
by B33R Train January 16, 2010
mugGet the Alpha Adminmug.

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