woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
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My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.
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