master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.

Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)

by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007

Master Butcher

A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.

The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.

by I am PANDA March 22, 2009

Le Master

The Master at stuff

That kid is Le Master at that.

by Andrew Le Master July 1, 2008

slack master

The king of slack, taking pleasure on overdosing on Vitamin D(milking), white mustache, where’s the cookies, got milk. Synonyms: Sanwald

Steve is a real slack master.

by Jeraco70 September 28, 2008

Fabric Master

A lesbian. A girl who enjoys to carpet munch. But she is a serious lesbian, therefore, she is a fabric master.

Mary is definitely a dyke.

I know! Such a fabric master.

by ckeezy November 11, 2011

Yok master

White guy with an obsession of yoks, Asian or dark-skinned women. Almost always seen with a difrent one. bus them shit with there parents money, sometimes but not always. Drives a shitty front wheel drive japaneese car with a spoiler on it.

Bro 1: "Did you see that yok master at school the other day? he had yum yum, suk mi and ping pang riding shot gun all in the same day in his gay Honda accord"

Bro 2: "Yeah what a queer! lets go chaw play some BP and then go fuck some white bitches! then go mob our new chevy pickups!"

Bro 1: "fuck yeah bah!"

by yeah dude sweet July 16, 2009

Master Wave

The most gigantic wave known to man. Usually comes from the Atlantic Ocean. This form of wave is incorrectly noted as a Monster Wave by the North American Wave Society. Master Waves have a habit of knocking people over with their monstrous force.

Person 1: "Hey dude, what did you do today?"

Person 2: "I got knocked over by those huge Master Waves down at the beach. I fell down 10 times!"

Person 1: "Ouch, man. That sucks."

by boogieboardchick1000 September 1, 2009