Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts with one another. Because it's so small, (could be compared to a coffee stir stick) only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to get through. The best friends often say these thoughts out loud, and at the same time, causing them to laugh while the rest of society just thinks...wtf?

Person 1: ummm what?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AHHH HAHAHA

by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019

sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

by Jendingo November 24, 2021

stick in the straw

When the stick goes in and out of the straw

The stick in the straw conjoined and then separated over and over again.

by Random Words & Definitions November 4, 2022

The mexican spice straw

Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.

Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.

by T-Money13 February 25, 2023

Straw

A penis that is not circumsized

My straw is so weird looking dude!

by Penispalooza June 22, 2014

strawmanized

A word often used but never defined.

Bush and Gore strawmenized each other during the debate.

by fred May 11, 2003