spiderbat-man

When a 5-year old JayJay, dresses up in a spiderman tightsuit and batman mask.

hey Jay remember SPIDERBAT-MAN?

by heheheeeeeeeeeeeeehaw July 10, 2022

Spades

Being creepy or acting like a predator.

"Man, that old dude is acting like a Spades."

"I'm not trying to act like a Spades! They'll arrest me."

by catswithpens May 10, 2022

Spederal

You are SPED.

Are you a spederal because you act sped.

by Leir leir May 26, 2022

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

spades

the coolest fucking person you’ll ever meet. this is a person who somehow manages to put you in a good mood, no matter the situation. you’ll definitely have to tell them to stop being an idiot 20 times a day. they’re a handful and super super energetic. a really good kisser too. a total dork. bonus points if you find one with dyed hair. also probably very gay.

rae: bro, guess who my hoco date is?

friend: i dunno man
rae: SPADES!

friend: no way bro; they’re like super awesome that’s so cool

by raevenrabbits September 19, 2022

Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.

"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"

by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022

Spider-Man: Lotus

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?

by packtober December 15, 2022