Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

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Spit Doodle

After taking a load of semen into the mouth, you dribble onto the belly of your partner in the form of a doodle of your choice.

Last night I totally spit doodled my boy friend!

by STEALTHY GEMINI July 15, 2018

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The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.

Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.

Guess who I have a spit trail to?

There's a spit trail between the two of us!

by Lotte_ July 23, 2018

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Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

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Num Spit

A word created by someone called "McKFC Gaming". It is the spit that comes out of ur mum ass when u hav nut. Some synoyms are: Litty Titty, Niggasuck, zUcC jOoSe

oi cunt, can ya see that spastic bombasium? he looks he just swallowed some num spit

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018

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